Funny Shayari, Top फनी लव शायरी हिंदी 100+ Best 2020 in Hindi
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Funny Shayari, Top फनी लव शायरी हिंदी 100+ Best 2020 in Hindi
Kuch To Tha Uske Hontho Par,
Na Jaane Hum se Kyon Sharmati Thi,
Ek din wo hasi to pata chala,
nalayak tambaku khati thi!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga, Dusri ladki ko dekha to Waisa laga.!! . . . . Jab dono ne thappad mara to ek Jaisa laga…..!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
dost ruthe toh rab ruthe ,fir ruthe toh jag chhute, agarfir ruthe toh dil ruthe, agar fir ruthe? Nikal danda maar saale ko jab tak danda na tute….🤣🤣🤣
Humne Jise Chaha, usne chaha kisi or ko,
Humne Jise Chaha, usne chaha kisi or ko,
Khuda Kare Jise Usne Chaha,
WO bhi Chahe Kisi Aur Ko!!🤣🤣
We go together Like Aloo Gobhi!!😍❤😂
Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru!🤣🤣🤣
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😂🤣Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai,
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya..
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI.😂🤣
😂🤣इश्क़ में ये अंजाम पाया है,
हाथ पैर टूटे, मुँह से खून आया है,
हॉस्पिटल पहुंचे तो नर्स ने फ़रमाया..
बहारों फूल बरसाओ, किसी का आशिक़ आया है!😂🤣
Yeh Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hain,
Ladkon Ko Fasaane Ka Jaal Hote Hain.
Khoon Chus Leti Hain Ladkon Ka Saara,
Tabhi Toh Inke Honth Laal Hote Hain?🤣🤣🤣🤣
ये जो लड़कियों के बाल होते हैं,
लड़कों को फ़साने के जाल होते हैं,
खून चूस लेती हैं लड़कों का सारा,
तभी तो इनके होंठ लाल होते हैं?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nakhre aap ke toba-toba,
gajab aapka style hai,
message to aap kabhi karte nahi,
bas halla macha rakha hai ki..
hamare pass bhi mobile hai!! ?😂😂
नखरे आपके तौबा-तौबा
गजब आपका स्टाईल है,
मेसेज तो आप कभी करते नहीं,
बस हल्ला मचा रखा है की..
हमारे पास भी मोबाईल है। ?
Manzil unhi ko milti hai,
jinke hoslo me jaan hoti hai,
aur band bhatti me bhi daaru unhi ko milti hai..
jinki bhatti me pehchaan hoi hai. ? ?
Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de!! ? ?
Funny Jokes, Funny Hindi Shayari
India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar, agar dost pata de to uphar, agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar, aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arj Kiya Hai…
Khidki Se Jhaank Ke Dekha To Raste Mein Koi Nahin Tha,
Khidki Se Jhaank Ke Dekha To Raste Mein Koi Nahin Tha,
Waah Waah… Phir Raaste Mein Ja Kar Dekha…
To Khidki Par Koi Nahin Tha.🤣🤣🤣🤣
मुझे छोड़ कर बन गया ना तू ललू.
मुझे तो मिल गए एक नया बॉयफ्रेंड.
तुझे क्या मिला बाबा जी का ठुल्लू.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mujhe Chod Kar Ban Gaya Na Tu Lallu.
Mujhe To Mil Gaye Ek Naya Boyfriend.
Tujhe Kya Mila Baba Ji Ka Thullu.🤣🤣
Neend ka sath ho, Sapno ki barat ho, Chand sitaare bhi sath ho, Or kuchh rahe na rahe, Par hamari yaade aapke sath ho🤣🤣🤣
Sitaro Ki Roshani Chand Se Kam Nikle
Tujhe Dekhte Hi Has Has Ke Mera Dam Nikle🤣🤣🤣
Raat hui wo sone chale, Mithe sapno me khone chale, Ae chand unhe mithi-mithi lori suna dena, Jab wo reply na de to palang se gira dena.🤣😂🤣
Raat ka CHAND aasman me nikal aaya hai. Sath me taron ki barat laya hai. Zara aasman ki or dekho wo aapko.. meri or se good night kehne aaya hai.
Kitni jaldi zindagi guzar jaati hai, Pyaas buztee nahin barsaat chali jaati hai, Aap ki yaadein kuchh iss tarah aati hai, Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jaati hai!
Naseeb mera Q mujse khafa ho jata h, Apna jisko B mano bewafa ho jata h, Q na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se, Sapna pura hota nhi or sawera ho jata h..
Mujhe Udas dekh kar usne kaha Mere hote huye tumhe koi Dukh nahi de sakta, phir kuch aisa hi hua Baad mein jitne bhi Dukh mile sab Ussi ke hue
Funny Shayari in Hindi
kaha koi aisa mila jis par dil luta dete …. har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kis ko bhula dete,, hum apna gum dil me dabaye phirte hai,,, karte hai baya to mehfil ko rula dete hai…
Unki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamare Hosh Uda Diye.
Hum Hosh Me Aane Hi Wale The Ki Wo Phir Se Muskura Diye.
College Ka Maja To Kuch Aur Hi Hota Hai.
Har Ek Ko Pataane Ka Ji Chahta Hai.
Jo Paati Vo Apno Jo Nahi Pati.
Vo Apne Dost Ke Gale Ja Latki.
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai!
SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi.
Gulshaan me Bhanwron ka fera ho gaya, Puraab me Suraj ka Dera ho gaya, Muskaan ke saath aankhe khol Pyaare, Ek baar fir se Pyaara sa Savera ho gaya..!
Arz Kiya hai, Chai ke Cup se Uthte Dhuein me Teri Shakal Nazaar aati hai, Ese Kho jate hai Tere Khyalon me ki Aksar Meri Chai Thandi ho jaati hai!
Funny Jokes,
❤🤣Funny Love Shayari in Hindi🤣❤
Ek Admi apni biwi ko lekar ghabraya hua doctor ke clinic pe aaya.
Doctor: Kya Hua?
Admi: Doctor Sahab meri biwi 8 GB ko Memory Card Nigal Gyi Hai, Tabhi se Gane Gaa Rahi Hai…
Dorctor: Koi Ghabrane ki Bad Nahi Hai..
Admi: Main to ye soch ke pareshan hoon ki video ke folder par phuch gyi to kya hoga!🤣🤣🤣
Zindagi me kitne bhi dukh mile, Ghum Mile,
Apne Ansu Beh Jane Dena, Unhe Kabhi Bhi Rokna Mat Kyon’ki!
Ruke Huye Pani me hi Dengu Wale Macchar Ande Dete hai!!
Janhit Me Jaari!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wo meri kismat, meri takdeer ho gyi,
Humne unki yaad me itne khat like ki,
Wo raddi bechkar amir ho gyi!!🤣🤣🤣
Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote, Hum aapni Zindagi se Ruswa ho gaye hote, Ye to aap ko Good Morning kehnay k liye Uthey hai, Warna Hum to abhi bhi So rahe hote….
Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga, Dusri ladki ko dekha to Waisa laga.!! . . . . Jab dono ne thappad mara to ek Jaisa laga…..!!!
Hum yaad tujhi ko karte he Ek ada pe marte he Ek hi baat se darte he ki Aap CLOSE-UP kyo nahi karte he…..
Katal karna hai to nigahon se kar talwar me kya rakha hai Pyar karna hai to mujhse kar mere doston me kya rakha hai.
Na pyar, na yar, na mohhabat, na dosti yaro, aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano yaro, na chandramukhi, na paro, BUS HAR LADKI PAR LINE MARO!
Love Shayari in Hindi, Funny Jokes Love
Charo taraf Padhai ka Saya h Har paper me zero nazar aya h Hm to yuhi Chale jate h bina Muh dhoye Xm dene , Or log kehte he Sala raat bhar Padhai kr k aaya h….
Zindagi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai
DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain…..
Kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai. chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai, ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao.. main karun to saala character dheelaa hai
Tum Apna hath sir par firao, 1 bar fir firao, 2 bar firao, Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao, Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote….
dost ruthe toh rab ruthe ,fir ruthe toh jag chhute, agarfir ruthe toh dil ruthe, agar fir ruthe? Nikal danda maar saale ko jab tak danda na tute…..
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai
Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai Dil Ki Usne Khabar Kaha Rakhi Hai, Maine Kaha Hum Mar Jayege Apke Pyar Me, Usne Pucha “KABAR” Kaha Rakhi Hai…..
Gulshaan me Bhanwron ka fera ho gaya, Puraab me Suraj ka Dera ho gaya, Muskaan ke saath aankhe khol Pyaare, Ek baar fir se Pyaara sa Savera ho gaya..!
Funny Whatsapp Shayari, Funny Quotes in Hindi
Pyaar Se Chahe Armaan Mang Lo, Roothkar Chahe Muskaan Mang Lo. Tamanna Ye Hai Ki Na Dena Kabhi Dhoka Fir Haskar Chahe Meri Jaan Mang Lo.
Fulo Ko Khusbu Ki Or Se, Sagar Ko Lahro Ki Or Se, Suraj Ko Kirno Ki Or Se, Chand Ko Chandni Ki Or Se, Aapko Hamari Or Se..
Zaroori nahi ki jeene ka koyi sahara ho, Zaroori nhi ki jiske hum ho woh bhi humara ho, Kuchh kashtiyan doob jaya karti hain, Zaroori nhi ke har kashti ke naseeb me kinara ho
Kitna ajeeb apni zindagi ka safar nikla, Saare jahan ka dard apna muqaddar nikla, Jiske nam apni zindagi ka har lmha kar diya Afsos whi humari chahat se bekhabar nikla.
Usne mehandi laga rakhi thi, Humne uski doli utha rkhi thi, Humko pata tha ki wo bewafa niklegi, Isiliye humne uski behen v pta rkhi thi.
Aapko Dekhkr Sitare Chamak Mangege Pyase Aapki Zulfon Se Ghta Mangege, Apne Kndhe Se Duptta Na Sarkne Dena Vrna Buddhe B Jwani Ki Dua Mangege.
Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle, Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle
Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge, Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se msg kiya karo warna, Ek bhut marenge or rone bhi nahin denge…
Funny Status in Hindi, Whatsapp Funny Status
दिल जल रहा है किस्मत आजमा रहा हूं, दिल जल रहा है किस्मत आजमा रहा हूं, खूब घुमाया उस बेवफा को बाइक पर इसीलिए आज रिक्शा चला रहा हूं
baith kar mehbooba ke julfo ke saye me aisa josh aya baith kar mehbooba ke julfo ke saye me aisa josh aya uske bap ne dekh lia aur I.C.U. me hosh aya
Galib Bank lutne gaya aur ak shayeri farmaya. takdir mai hai jo wahi milega…. takdir mai hai jo wahi milega….. Hands-up bhootni waalo koe apni jagah se nahi hilega.
Auto driver ki seat ke piche Bahut mast lines likhi thi couples k liye- Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai Izzat se baithe Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.
Pyar Me Bewafai Mile To Gum Na Karna Apni Aankhe Kisi Ke Liye Num Na Karna Wo Chahe Laakh Nafrat Kare Tumse Par Tum Apna Pyar Kabhi Uske Liye Kam Na Karna..
wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi. unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi, aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi, darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..
ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Rchrge na kra dena
पगली प्यार दिखाएगी तो प्यार पाएगी एट्टीटुड दिखाएगी तो थप्पड खाएगी.. ????
Arz kiya hy: Daag to chala jaega kameez se, Wah wah Daag to chala jaega kameez se, Agr tm kapre dho tameez se:
WO MILA TO KEHTA THA K “PILOT ” BNOON GA ZINDAGI KI RANJISHOON NAY USAY JAHAaz BNA DIA
Funny Shayari Images, Funny Jokes Images
Dil ka dard todne vale kya jane, Pyar ke riwazo ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni taklif ladki patane me, Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka bap kya jane.
ZINDAGI 1 Raat Hai Jisme Na Jaane Kitne khawab hai, Jo mil gya wo APNA hai, Jo toot gaya wo SAPANA Hai.
Chand Bhi Aaj Sarmaya Hai.
Dekhkar Lagta Hai Tujhe.
Pagalpan Ka Daura Phir Se Aya Hai.
कुछ बेवड़े भले ही खुद Rent पर रहते हों लेकिन फेसबुक पे स्टेटस डालेंगे…. हमें खरीदने की कोशिश मत करना पगली…. हम उन पुरखों के वारिस हैं..जिन्होंने मुजरे में हवेलियाँ दान कर दी थीं…!!!!
Julfo Mein Phoolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai, Chehre Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai, Kisi Ne Pucha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Maine Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai.
Neend Aati hai to ek khwab aaya hai; khwab mein ek ladki aati hai!!
aur piche uska baap aaya hai; fir kya, fir naa neend aati hai, naa khwab aata hai!!!🤣🤣
Shart lagi thi duniya ki, khushi ko teen lafz mein likhne ki.,…
Wo Kitaab Dhundte reh gaye maine likh diya “Biwi Mayeke Gyi”!!!😎😎🤣
Maine Apni Har Ek Sans Tumhari Gulam Kar rakhi Hai,
Logo mein Ye zindagi badnaam kar rakhi hai;
Ab ye Aaina bhi kya kaam ka mere,
Maine to parchaai bhi tumhare naam Kar rakhi hai!!!😘😘
Karmchari: Sir, Shirt achi lag rahi hai aap par,
Manager: Chutti Nahi Milegi!!
Karmchari: Sir, Sirf Shirt Acchi Lag rahi hai… Muh vaisa hi hai, Kutte Jaisa!!!🤣
Suna hai tumhari nigah se, log katall hote hai!!!
Zara ek nazar meri biwi ko bhi dekho, wo mujhe achi nhi lagti!!🤣🤣
Tum Thodi Fuljhadi Kya Hui, Pura Mohalla Hi Machisss Ho Gya!!😘😘
Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko, Ab Mujhme Jaan Aa rahi hai!!!
Aage se Ghoda Right Le Lo, Dadu ki Dukaan Aa rahi Hai!!!😍😍😍
Arey O Prem Pujari, Bat Mano Ye Humari,
naari Ke Chakkar Mein, Mat Bhulo Kabhi Yaari
Laat Marengi ye Naari, Yaad Aayegi Yaari,
Ye Jankaari Hai Saari, Janhit Me jaari!!!🤣
I hope aapko humari Funny Shayari, Funny Love Shayari post achi lagi hogi. Aise hi aur posts dekhne ke liye humari dusri post bhi zarur dekhe. Aur agar aap shayari, quotes ya poetry likhte hai to niche comments me bta sakte hai. Hum unhe sangrah mein shamil karne ki puri koshish karenge.
