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Mirzapur Status 22 Best Mirzapur Dialogues From Guddu Pandit, Kaleen Bhaiyya & Others

Mirzapur Status, Mirzapur is the most awaited web series that is getting released on 23rd October 2020. Mirzapur has received rave reviews and has gained a cult following since its release on Amazon Prime Video. It is a story of village Mirzapur which is based in Uttar Pradesh.

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Storyline and dialogues are awesome in this web series, so we have bring some best and most famous dialogues of this webseries.

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Mirzapur Status | 13 Best Mirzapur Dialogues From Guddu Pandit, Kaleen Bhaiyya & Others

1. “Neta banna hai toh Gundey paalo. Gundey mat bano.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya

2. “Ch***ya hain tumhara ladka.“
“Ch***ya hain woh important nahi hai. Hamara ladka hai, Woh important hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya

3. Chacha, O Bhos**wale Chacha. Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge!” – Munna Bhaiyya

4. “Ab chahe snaap aake ghar mein doshti karle… Rehta toh Zehreela hi hai na.” – Guddu Pandit 

5. Shuru Majburi mein kiye, ab maza aa raha hai – Guddu Pandit

6. “Agli baar Munna Bhaiya ghar aaye… Zinda wapas hi nahi laute toh?” – Guddu Pandit 

7. “Izzat nahi karte hain… Darte hain sab.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya

8. “Guns ki maddad se darr nahi badhana hai, Darr ki maddad se guns badhani hai.” – Bablu Pandit

9. Peeke failne ke bad har bar. (Hmara kabhi Chu***a Mat Katna Bey.)

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10. How you say ‘Hello’ to your friends

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11. “Darr ki yahi dikkat hai, ki kabhi bhi Khatam ho sakta hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya

12. When your friend doesn’t invite you for hangout

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13. When your friend is busy with his girlfriend

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14. When you are so dumb that you start hearing dumb-shit all around

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15. Chup Raho Bey, Lekin Nahi, Tumhare G**nd Mein to Chunne-Chunne Kaat Rahe Hai!!

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16. When you see a cute cactus,
Cactus: Chuna Nahi Humko Kabhi, Bina Permission Ke….

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17. Hindi version of meme, ‘Am I a Joke to you’.
Mazak Bna Rakha hai Madarch**d.

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18. When life gives you pubes, Zindagi ho Toh Aisi Varna, Zinda to Jha**t Ke Bal Bhi Hai…

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19. “Attack me bhi gun, defense me bhi gun, Hum banayenge Mirzapur ko Amrica!” – Guddu Pandit

20. “Mata ji yahan hai, Behen yahan hai, Maa-Behen ek karne mein aasani hogi.” – Munna Bhaiyya

21. “Zindagi ho toh aisi ho, Zinda toh jh***t ke baal bhi hain.” – Guddu Pandit 

22. “Middle class aadmi, aadmi nahi ch***** hota hai. Ch*****.” – Guddu Pandit

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